it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.
BUT HER ARM
George throwing a bitch to the floor
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins
Nor human ones, for that matter
dont tell me how to live my life
looking at my grades had me like
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name
I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.