nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

rubee:

teenaged-wolf:

How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

BUT HER ARM

rubee:

teenaged-wolf:

How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

BUT HER ARM

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

deanswanderer:

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

Nor human ones, for that matter

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

humorking:

looking at my grades had me like 

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A Great Big World - Already Home (Starring Darren Criss & Jessica Szohr)

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.